Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Comedians and Gay Gyms

I bought "I'm Telling You For the Last Time" by Jerry Seinfeld and "200 M.P.H." by Bill Cosby. Both very funny. Something by Dane Cook, too. What's more funny is sitting on the subway or working out at the gym with headphones on, laughing my head off for no apparent reason.

I tried out one of the super gay gyms in the middle of the city's (world's?) gayest neighborhoods. It was just like any other normal gym, so for all you who live out in the 'burbs or sticks and feel like you're missing something - don't feel bad. (Maybe I just came at a less "busy" time?)

You know how it is when you spend a week preparing for a meeting, and then you have about 20 minutes to make your entire presentation? You deliver a 25 page document and wonder if anyone is ever going to read it? Yeah. That's when I tell myself I'm on salary and it really doesn't matter if the work is a dead end. Then I go back to my desk and change the message: Now, it is important once again to contribute to the success of the business!

Anyone coming to Pride?

Anonymous, if you're reading this - you need to find a way we can talk without your snooping beloved eavesdropping.


"You sit there in your heartache
waiting on some beautiful boy to
save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now ... here he comes!

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like you imagined when you were young"

When You Were Young - The Killers


Anonymous said...

Aw, that made me smile. You mentioned me in your post! Why do I have to be the brains, I'm the beauty lol you figure something out, but I am trying to come up with something. When he made me stop speaking to guys I said gay guys shouldn't be included since they actually can keep a friendship just that but he said no, I guess he thinks I can turn gay guys straight, I'll take that as a compliment. But yea we have to find a way, Im having a very crappy day and was looking for your number but couldn't find it

Teddy Douglas said...

And it made me smile that I made you smile...

Send an email. I hope today will be better!